Badger_colorado

Wake up. Grab robe from Bowflex, head to bathroom for shower. Use Head and Shoulders shampoo and Dove scented liquid soap for a fresh, dandruff free feeling. Get out of shower, place robe back on Bowflex, get dressed, grab blue tie from NordicTrak, head downstairs for breakfast. Eat Special K for lower cholesterol and a sensible, low-calorie start to the day. Take FatBuster High Octane weight loss pill. Head off to work.

Stop at Starbucks for venti whole-milk mocha with whipped cream. Add a pastry because still hungry. Get to work. Post on Sportsline. Trudge through the morning with 2 trips to the coffee machine and a donut. Lunch time. Go to eat with the gang. Eat a grilled chicken salad with low-fat dressing. Trudge through the afternoon with 3 trips to the coffee machine. Run to vending machine for some chips. And a candy bar. And a chemically preserved burrito. Day dream about secretary. Post on Sportsline. Time to go home.

Home from work. Get the mail. Crap, there's a bill for the gym. Hey! The male enhancement arrived! Run to bathroom, take SuperEnhance. I wonder how fast this works? Run upstairs, change, throw work clothes onto NordicTrak. Head to computer.

Dinner. A SlimFast shake. Man, do these even work? Crack open a beer. Watch T.V. Post. Eat an apple. Not satisfying. Eat a handful of chips. Watch some more T.V. Second beer. Eat a handful of chips. Post. Eat a Weight Watchers frozen meal. Watch T.V. Third beer. Eat a handful of chips. Last post. Go to bathroom to see if SuperEnhance is working, yet.

Brush teeth. One more post. Go to bed. Can't sleep. Post. Go to bathroom. Take Unisom sleep aid. Stop by kitchen for a slice of cheese. Back to bed. Think about why the diet isn't working despite sensible meals. Wonder why women aren't attracted to personality instead of looks. Sleep.