So these 2 rednecks are tailgating before a Georgia game and they see a crowd of folks nearby. They walk over to see what's going on and there in the middle of the crowd is the Georgia mascot, UGA VI. UGA is sitting on the ground with one leg hiked up in the air and he's licking his testicular region.
One of the fella's says, "Doggone wish i could do that."
The other fella says, "Hell no you don't. He'd bite your nose off."