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Name: Private | Gender: M | Member Since February 12, 2008
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Posted on: April 17, 2008 11:23 am
Edited on: June 13, 2008 1:33 pm
 

One of the great things about sports is the pure entertainment value.  It doesn't matter if it is Pee Wee Football, Little League, college, or pro.  Aside from the excitement of the games themselves and rooting for your chosen teams, there is always the possibility that something completely unexpected just might happen that will make you laugh to the point that your chosen beverage comes out of your nose.

That is what this blog is all about.  Below is a true story that happened to me as a kid.  I first posted this on a thread back in March.  I received some mice feedback on the story so I decided that this might be a good topic for a blog.  So without further delay, here is my story.  Feel free to add your own and have some fun with this blog.

 


 

 This is a little league story dating back to the early 1980's.  I need to start by saying as a whole, I was a terrible baseball player.  I was a decent pitcher but I could not field to save my life and my hitting was marginal at best.  When I was not pitching the coach would put me in for "participation time" at third base.

On this particular day we were down 9 - 3 in the bottom of the 5th inning (we played 7 inning games back then), we were playing the field and the bases were loaded with nobody out.  I was playing about even with the bag.  The batter hit a line drive right at my head.  I basically stuck my glove up in self defense. As I caught the ball I fell backward and tripped over the 3rd base bag.  Through no conscious effort of my own, while flailing my arms and trying to catch my balance, I tagged out the runner at third.  I rolled head over heals into foul ground as the runner on second took off for 3rd.  As I am laying on my back everyone starts yelling, "He's coming!" I couldn't seem to stand up an d get my footing  so I started doing a fast "army crawl" toward the bag.  The runner and I got there at about the same time.  The umpire called the runner out but, to this day I know that I missed the tag and they guy was safe.  The ugliest unassisted triple play in the history of baseball.  After the play, I just rolled over on by back and started laughing my arse off.

We ended up losing the game 13-3.

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Since: Aug 21, 2006
Posted on: April 17, 2008 11:44 am

Funniest Personal Sports Related Stories

Tundra - this story is more of the gross yet looking back now, it is kind of funny story, but yet I still feel bad about it when I think, cause I wouldn't want it to happen to me.

I think I was in 5th grade maybe and it was fall and soccer season.  I played soccer with the Y at the time (football in my town was not that great and they didn't have much til you got into 6th grade).  Anyway, I had a bad cold at the time and was blowing my nose left and right, but still I wanted to play.

So we get out on the field and I am playing (well what passed for playing back in 1980, certainly it was more like football with a soccer ball) and a ball goes in the air.  I jump up to do a header and I get the ball, but as I am whipping my head around, this huge line of snot comes flying out of my nose and lands in a big long stringy line on the back of this other kids neck on the opposing team.

He freaks out cause well, who wants snot on them from someone else and really he might not have known what it was, but the ball was in play so by the time he figures it out, the rest of us are way down the field.

Really I do feel bad to this day, it is akin to having a bird poop on you I guess and really if it happened to me, I have to say that's pretty gross, but still it's funny too.

I have no idea if we won or not, but I did win a trophy for Most Hustle that year on the team.  I also have sinus infections twice a year anymore...guess that is the karma coming back at me.  That's one story for now.



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Posted on: April 17, 2008 12:12 pm

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Tundra,

I remember this post. Still funny.

My story is a funny one for me, yet not so funny for my brother.

We were both trying out for the Varsity baseball team. I was a Senior (already guarenteed a spot as I was on the team the year before) and he was a junior trying to make the team. We were going through batting practice and I was in rightfield with a couple other Seniors watching and commenting on who should make the team. On the last hit, the coach had the hitter run. My brother was up and after taking his swings it was time for him to run. He hit what should have been single to me in right, but being the smartass I was, I threw him out at first. He didn't make the team and to this day blames me for that.



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Since: Mar 14, 2007
Posted on: April 17, 2008 8:36 pm

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Ok Funniest Sports related Story

Alright this was in PE Class Junior Year and football season. Everyone used to pick on me on the field coz I usually played offensive line and one day I decided to Give Quarterback a try which wasnt a good idea since I really wasnt that big of a kid. Anyways I hiked the ball and dropped back and looked around for a second and then all of the sudden I see my best friend coming around the corner and gods knows why but instead of ripping my flag off he drills me to my back and he knows I had problems with my back and he smacks me like that. SO on the next play I said no mpre quarterback and I lined up on him ay Reciever. Well I went out for my inside slant and I see the ball coming my way and so is my best friend so I closed my eyes and felt the ball in my hands and my friend is still coming full speed. I had this look on my face like oh man so I turned and ran and ran til I came close to the goal line and dang it if my friend didnt tackle me again. But I ended up with a huge reception and we scored. But after that all the kids kept calling me the Next Roger Craig (that being my name Craig). We all laughed about it afterwards and my friend never got over the fact that I scored on him and two more times after that. The funny part about that was that I ended up playing reciever after that and never looked back if I did he was there chasing after me wanting to tackle me after I made him look bad coz he was the jock out of the two of us. Me I was always the geeky little kid who had butterfingers. Crazy.                 

 



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