Texan is visiting canada, big game hunter. Hunted rhino, siberian tigers; every dangerous animal on earth. He is bragging in the bar, and a local says,
"Hey Mr, you should come and hunt this bear in the mountains near here."
Texan says, "Naw, I don't want to hunt a little bear, it is not big or dangerous enough."
Local says, " No, this bear is really huge and alll kinds of sgtorys exist about it. It is a legendary bear".
Texan still skeptical, but when local says nobody comes back that hunts that bear, the Texans gets enthused.
"Tell you what, I'm gonna go and hunt that bear first thing tomorrow and going to kill it and bring it rioght back here. Think I'd like to get that bear.."
Well,, next day he is hunting and finally sees the bear. He shoots from a high hill and the bear disappears, Figuring he must of got it, he heads down to look for it, but can't find it.
Suddenly, he feels a tap on the shoulder. Huge bear! Standing about 15' tall. Bear says to him, "You that bif Texan hunter I been hearing about? Listen, you got to choices. One I am going to kill and eat you right now, or two, you got to get down and give me a bl-w j-b."
Texan goes down and does the deed, gets back to town, goes to bar, everyone sks what happened. Why is he so mad. Texan simply says, I am going to kill tha son _f _itch bear."
Next day, Texan sees the bear from the same hill and empties his rifle, Bear seems to go down. Texan clamors down after him and barely gets to the bottom of the cliff and he feels that same cold tap.
Bear just smiles and says. "You know the drill. I am going to kill you, unless you give me a real good you know what."
Texan is just sick, heads back to town grabs several guns tells everyone at the bar that he has nothing to say except that they can count on him killing that bear, if it is the last thing he ever does."
Unfortunately, the nightmare recurs. Texan empties all the guns, stealthily comes down the hill and is sure he got the bear, when all of s sudden, he gets the Tap on the shoulder.
This time the bear says, "Hey Texan, before you take care of me AGAIN I'd like to ask you a question, 'Are you sure you are in this for the hunting!"
