Make something up about the person above you

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^ Thinks he's MR. T and calls his wang "Tiny T".

Likes to hang little gold bracelets from it when watching old "A-Team" reruns.

^ Little Jerry the rooster.. haha.. goin' back aways, eh?

^^

Was the guy Elaine tried to get to switch teams, but couldn't. No one can get Walter to like women as long as he keeps receiving "Hairy Cornholes" magazine.

And your point? Homeless dudes are sexy. I date them for their tin cups full of pencils.

^^ Walks the road less traveled because the American public took a vote and doesn't like to see his face.