My friends and I were tossing around names if we ever owned a racehorse and I was wondering what some of the other hilarious names you would like to hear cross the finish line. For me its a toss up between Squirrel Dik or Captain Retardo. What would you guys name yours?
I just got here from the "whats the worst thing about waking up" so I am going to say "Morning Stiffy." Just think of the track announcer making the call: