The Thread About Nothing

Hello out there.  Hey mehaul are you really going to ignore me while I rip your Braves as they're about to get swept in Philly? 

Did you have a monkey, cheese and bubblewrap related accident?

I just turned down box seats from my company for tonight's Phillies - Braves game.  I can't go because I have to coach my son't 7-8 year old baseball team tonight.  My God, i should be Father of the Year.

I'd say at least I'll see some MILFs at my son's game, but the new Citizens Bank Park where the Phillies play is like a magnet for hot chicks these days.  No comparison. 

Oh for the love of God mehaul, what's wrong with you?  Did your monkey run off with your cheese after he popped all your bubblewrap?

The Phillies can't hit lefties.  Burrell is hitting .167 with 2 RBIs in his last 8 games.  Utley is hitting .143 with 2 RBIs in his alst 8 games.  And Ryan Howard looks lost at the plate.  I think he's on pace to strikeout over 250 times this year. 

The positives for the Phillies are that Rollins and Victorino are back at the top of the order.  They had a winning record without the reigning MVP.  And although the SP stinks outside of Cole Hamels, the Phillies bullpen leads MLB in ERA at 2.72.

And I'm on a cheese high right now after I had a nice cheese sandwich for lunch. 

Nothing like my lunch on Friday where I had a Bacon Cheeseburger and six beers over 2 hours.  I love not having my boss work in the same state as I do.

you know, despite all our injuries we too have a winning record.  and even though our pitching is where all the injuries happened, we have the lowest team ERA in the NL.  but yesterday was the second time this year we narrowly avoided getting swept by the Pirates.  The Pirates!!!!