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Reputation:99
Level:Superstar
Since:Mar 15, 2008
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Col. Nathan R. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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Reputation:99
Level:Superstar
Since:Mar 15, 2008
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So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.
I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
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Reputation:99
Level:Superstar
Since:May 21, 2007
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Tommy: I... l left a message.
Richard Hayden: A message? What number did you call?
Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven...
Richard Hayden: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
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Reputation:99
Level:Superstar
Since:Dec 22, 2006
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"You f%&^ up you trusted us. My advice to you is drink heavily"!
Mr. Blutarsky, 0.0!
Seven years of college down the drain......
Double secret probation sir?
Wait till Otis sees us, he loves us!
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"A pool, pond, I think a pond would be better for you".
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You ever french kiss? Well my Daddy says I'm the best.
I don't know why they call this hamburger helper, you ask me, this stuffs good all by itself.
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Your gonna need a bigger boat!
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Reputation:91
Level:All-Star
Since:Jan 6, 2008
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Randall (to lady storming out of the store); "You're not allowed to rent here anymore"
Jay (hanging out side doing nothing): "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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Reputation:89
Level:All-Star
Since:Apr 1, 2008
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Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. -Animal House.
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