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Reputation:98
Level:Superstar
Since:Oct 2, 2007
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Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
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Reputation:98
Level:Superstar
Since:Oct 2, 2007
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Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
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Reputation:98
Level:Superstar
Since:Oct 2, 2007
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What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
More of the loveable SGT from Full Metal Jacket, such a friendly guy.
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Reputation:98
Level:Superstar
Since:Oct 2, 2007
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Colonel Blake: Hawkeye Pierce? I got a twix from headquarters about you... says you stole a jeep.
Hawkeye Pierce: No sir, no, I didn't steal it. No, it's right outside.
Colonel Blake: What the hell's gotten into you?
Trapper John: I dunno. I must be losing my punch. I never expected the son of a bitch to get up.
Colonel Blake: Football game?
Gen. Hammond: Yeah, yeah, we put up a few bets, five thousand maybe, and have a little fun. Special services in Tokyo says it's one of the best gimmicks we've got to keep the American way of life going here in Asia.
Colonel Blake: Betting?
Gen. Hammond: No, football.
Trapper John: General, you can't blame Henry because Hot Lips can't stand her name.
[a gun goes off at the football game]
Hotlips O'Houlihan: Oh my God! They've shot him.
Colonel Blake: Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop. It's the end of the quarter.
1970 movie MASH
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Reputation:97
Level:Superstar
Since:Feb 12, 2008
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Shooter McGavin: Just stay out of my way or you'll pay, listen to what I say.
Happy Gilmore: Hey, why don't I just go and eat some hay. I can lay by the bay, make things out of clay, I just may, what'd ya say?
Adam Sandler classic.
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