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Better Off Dead
Charles De Mar:
Suicide is never the answer, little trooper. And dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know. Really!
Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
Tree Trimmer:
Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that.
Lane:
Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell?
Roy Stalin:
(To Lane's Girlfriend, Beth) Is Oscar here your main wiener man?
Mailman:
(To Lane's little brother) Hi Badger. Your book on how to pick up trashy women came today. Tell me something. What's a little boy like you doing with big boy smut like this?
And last but not least:
Johnny (The Paper Boy)
I Want My Two Dollars!
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