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"The Nameless" (sweet movie) had this suggestion on another thread :
I would suggest one thing though. Given how crazy this thread has alrerady gotton, when you go to nominations (which I assume would be a seperate entity), you may want to start a new thread for each category, as I assume your head is probably swimming right now looking at all these posts. It would just make it easier on you when you go tab up where the votes go.
Or, given how active some posters are, maybe allocate the responsibility for specific categories to specific users to make it that much easier.
So -- thank you for the idea, NL -- we have taken the idea an run with it...
Thread 4 Freaks; or Banter B/t Delaware & HeeHur !!
Like Ricky Williams we are running and running -- and practicing yoga, so to speak.This thread is solely dedicated to humorous, witty, fun-loving banter between Delaware and moi, yours truly, HeeHur.
This is all so that we don't clog up other threads with our humorous, witty, fun-loving banter and we can get that stuff out of the way over here -- and don't get repeatedly accused (blatantly and without grounds) of drug use for over-using our humorous, witty, fun-loving-ness inappropriately.
Oh, the Horror. Repeat. The Horror...
So --taking the cue of airs of exclusivity about our clubhouse antics -- we see that we may not be so welcome in those "serious" threads. Unbearable... 
So -- this is our own playground -- but the seriousness stays over there, though. That's the deal. Agreed? It might hurt our gentle feelings if you are different than us.
Only freaks need be here. We'll be off in the shadows like hobo lepers or zombie night creatures, outcasts from guys that are oft off-put by nonplus behaviour. Oddness is indeed -- troublesome. For it makes it difficult to even make sense of the nonsense -- until it does make sense. This is an outpost to wait out the storm. An oasis, a sanctuary -- where we can just be willy-nilly without forever damaging irreprably the frontal and/or medial cortexial lobe thingy of any (dare I say) unsuspecting reader. Like a lamb-o thrown into the night with the Wordsmith Wolves of the What-have-you-s and tempests of ambiguity and Uncertainty.
And giggling.
I0W...This is for the "non-serious", okay? This is the Short Bus of threads. This is for people that know what a LAMBO is. And what a Friend-O is. Seriously, and that know how to keep it loose. No need to bother anyone like "The Nameless" anymore with our levels of activity or bother "The Nameless" with the topics of our discussion, be it Gremlins or Bed Times.
All the "The Nameless" must be BAGs, right? What's a BAG? I f you don't know you'll prolly be offended to know. How can you/one tell? In any case, I feel as if I wronged you, sirs. We all know how nuch humorous, witty, fun-loving banter can hurt sometimes. It's as if you're at the point where you would not abide another toe.
As if...there's TOO MUCH humorous, witty, fun-loving banter.
That's like, your opinion, man. Like the opinion about the bums having lost. Haven't you heard? The bums lost, Lebowski !! Your Revolution is Over !!
Ah, but instead of a carpet, we've won a new thread.
Somewhere where humorous, witty, fun-loving banter won't wear anyone out because we do not agree that it is too much and prolly agree that it is not enough -- but we don't want to hurt anyone that gets in the way with damaging, cruel, cruel humorous, witty, fun-loving banter.
So -- there it is. A Bed and a Beginning. The Revolution is not over --it's just not revolting to The Unsuspecting anymore. We'd be virtually lie-able. But truth is: What's the Difference? And that ain't no lie. Here -- everybody that Enters the Dratrix knows the risks and rewards of such an arena.
Has humorous, witty, fun-loving banter ended? Yes. Where it's not welcomed. Has it ended completely? No. Not here. Who doesn't like humorous, witty, fun-loving banter? Oh, well. Unlike BAGS, we can't take the time or sincerity to judge. We must have more, that's all. More humorous, witty, fun-loving banter. This is our mission here. To be as stupid here as much as possible and get it out of our system so that we don't hurt BAGS or Unsuspecting Readers.
Warning. Warning. Leave now -- stupidity ahead. The humorous, witty, fun-loving banter...
...has just Bee-gun -- like James Clavell meeting Muhammad Ali's pugilist stylings.
Welcome, freaks or freak lovers. Or even other odd ones. Adepts, acolytes, genuine nice, funny people meaning no harm. The minutia and the typical bohemian minded or their appreciators, not necessarily followers. In a word: for the general minority. It was a phrase on purpose, not a word. For everyone that it resonates and deeply resides within that it had to be done like that and no other way -- stay. The rest of you can leave.
Yes, we are freaks with deformities. This is our private chamber. Our wing. Our ward. If you take offense to humorous, witty, fun-loving banter -- stay away, you're liable to catch this disease of non-malcontentment. If that word non-malcontentment offends you -- obviosly a word made up on the spot -- run, for there are bound to be an avalanche more.
We're just freaks. We can't be like you. We don't want to hurt anyone. We're just different.
And don't forget to giggle. What else can we do? It's up to you. Help us -- help you.
If the obvious reference to Jerry Maguire in such an ill-manner offends anyone, you'd prolly be bettor off somewhere else. I'd bet on it. The rest of you can stay.
Or not.
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