Red Wings vs Stars: Western Finals Thread

C&W no problem man. I must say from a friend to a friend now. All BS aside. You don't look so good. Do you feel all right? Serious man you probably need to lay down and rest on the couch at least until Sunday.

Wingman has your back bro. LOL

luther, my only problem with that is that my wife knows she married a Red Wing-loving Canadian boy. Let me put it this way; my daughter was born in early June. Last year, as the Wings were making their way into the CF, the running joke was that it would be Game 7 of the Finals going into OT and her water would break; the question became, what would I do? Go to the hospital or watch the game? Obviously, I would go to the hospital, because the birth of a child is a million times more important than a hockey game. However, as the Wings got closer and closer to the Finals, the thought ate at my brain: how hard would it be to leave the game? Could I actually miss Game 7 OT in the Finals if the Wings were playing? Thankfully, I never had to answer the question, but there was a lot of doubt.

Wow, that rambled. Here's my point: I'm going to have to lose a limb to stay home from this wedding without incurring the wrath of my wife, because any sort of sickness is going to be met with EXTREME skepticism. And then I will be cut off for at least a year. Probably longer. No, just a year. But, that doesn't mean I am going to stop trying to get out of it. I am launching "Operation Get-Out-Of-Stupid-Wedding" starting tonight. Wish me luck!

I agree...you look like you just got run over by Hal Gill.

Seriously, tell her you think you have something really obscure but that sounds exotic and highly contagious.  I know!  Tell her you have syndactyly.

Good luck, man.

I still believe you have some Captain in you.

Darn hockey-lovin' Canucks! (implied smiley face--I believe I've made my stance on emoticons perfectly clear in prior posts)