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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Sep 4, 2007
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It's a long time until pre-season, I read some blond jokes and laughed my azz off.
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Why doe blonds wear their hair up? To catch everthing that goes over their head.
Why do blonds have shirts with TGIF on them? It stands for t!ts go in front.
How do you make a blond's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Sep 4, 2007
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bump a dumb blond.
What's the difference between a blond and a computer? You only have to punch the information into the computer once.
Why don't blonds get coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
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Level:Amateur
Since:Mar 28, 2007
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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Sep 4, 2007
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What do you call 4 blondes in a Volkswagen? Far from thinkin.
Why is a blonde like a turtle? They're both fukced when they're on thier backs.
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Reputation:94
Level:All-Star
Since:Nov 8, 2007
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i have a new girlfriend ..and yeah she is blond really really blond
Q-how can you tell if a blond is a good cook
A-she can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece
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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Sep 4, 2007
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LOL bluez, I married a brunette, she can do toaster streudal, it's a step above the pop tart because it comes with an icing packet.
Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear black mini skirts? Because their b@lls show.
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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Sep 4, 2007
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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!
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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 25, 2008
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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