1. The actual Yankee fan
In brief: Likes the Yankees the same way you like your favorite team.
Favorite Yankees: Derek Jeter, Paul O'Neill, Don Mattingly
Most cherished souvenir: Yankees hat worn during '96 championship run, or ball autographed by Mattingly and Mike Pagliarulo in spring training, 1987.
Recent statement: "Shut up, Hank."
If they saw a Red Sox fan on the subway, they'd: Ignore them, and keep reading the paper.
Apparently some people can't read. There is a category that honors the past great yankees tradition. If the yanks weren't struggling so bad right now, it'd be easier for some people to joke about this. But being 18-19 makes you sour. Don't worry, we all know there are plenty of Sox fans like this too.
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