Trade rumors

Nobody posts on this board, since the Royals suck, but here is a rumor my friend in KC says is going around

Royals send Meche to the Yankees and receive Melky Cabrera in return.  Cabrera would then play CF, with DeJesus moving to LF, Guillen back to right, and Teahan over to 1B.

I look forward to your replies in a week or so, whenever the next Royals rears his ugly head.

People, pay this moron absolutely no heed.  I just left the St. Louis Cardinal message board where this f--ktard was rumoring that his friend in KC gave him the skinny on a Zach Greinke for Rick Ankiel trade.  

If you check evan's profile you'll see he's also posted:

Sexson to Pittsburg

San Diego sending Gerut and Chris Young to the Tigers for Inge, Zumaya and Bonderman

A's send Frank Thomas and Jack Cust to the Cubs for Felix Pie and Matt Murton.

and the aforementioned Greinke to St. Louis for Ankiel.

And Braves sending the Yankees Texiera and McCann for Kennedy, Giambi and lord knows who else. 

Point being, Evan's parents are out of the house and he's playing on the computer.