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Many people are not aware of how their alcohol consumption compares to that of the general public. More than 99% of the general adult American population and 99% of men consume fewer drinks per week than you reported consuming.

IS THAT A BAD THING?

Under reporting of alcohol consumption, tobacco use, and caffeine consumption is rampant.  In the ER we typically double (sometimes triple) reported consumption to get actually consumption.

The other night I had a guy tell me he had "a couple drinks"  BAL comes back at .41  A couple drinks, more like a couple cases.

Only 38% hippie?

After having tried every recreational drug known to man, I felt sure I would have scored higher. May have lost points because I wasn't sure if crabs qualified as a VD. I think I'll burn one and retake the test.

And being 47 left me just shy of the 50 apparently required to be considered a hippie.

On a lighter note, I scored a much higher than expected 28% on the white-trash scale. Maybe I should just go ahead and pull the trigger.