Creative Taunting

I see alot of Pens fans complaining about the Crosby Sucks! chants at the game (typical generic chant heard at every stadium in the country) so I figured we could come up with some on here...

I'll start with one for Cindy: "Where's your skirt? Where's your skirt?"

this how bad versus sucks, one of the stupid commentators said "he (gay sid) is like mario lemiuex but with grit". Grit? GRIT?!? Grit must  mean after every single solitary play crying to the refs. What a little girl. And the diving? That must be the grit they speak of. I suggest:

1. Abalone Sid- Abalone diver, anyone? A bit of a stretch, but pretty funny hearing that chanted, huh?

2. Libarace- self-explanatory

3. Sid "more femanine than don cherry's suits" crosby- only thing worse than seeing that wuss crying and diving is the horrible clothing of the joe namath of canada, ay?

4. Mary Crosby

5. Shirely Crosby

6. Susan Crosby

7. Sally Penguin

and, finally:

8. Sidney "i am glad I play in Pittsburg where they can appriciate a little girly-man who is not afraid to cry in front of women or refs" crosby (bit of a mouthful, i know).

Think I will stick with "crosby sucks". How can Penguin fans honestly say they respect sally's grit. dude's a cry baby. Oh yeah, I also like "Gina" or "Jenny" Malkin. That one fits, too.

You sound more like the typical hater who can't stand the Sid, Geno and the boys keep kicking a$% straight through to the cup.  If anything, you and all the Flyer and Ranger fans should be glad Versus got the playoffs.  They've done a good job downplaying how severely overmatched the Penguins have had both teams. 

Face the facts: the Flyers suck!

Yeah, I'm so happy the game is being carried by VS.

The announcers are too preoccupied with Ovechkin/Green/Koivu/KovalevMalkins
/Crosby balls in their mouths to notice that there's another team on the end of the rink!