Stanley Cup Finals - In Photos

I believe that we can go into Mordor and slay Sauron by destroying the Ring. Gandalf will lead the way!!!

<insert generic fart joke here>

Interviewer:  So Coach, how would you describe your team's performance thus far in the series?

Coach:  (One gesture is worth a thousand words)

A sign of the times.  You know the Pittsburgh Penguins are at the end of their rope.  Especially during the Red Wings' practices between games.  As Pittsburghs' fans and some of their players watch the Wings from the stands, they hopefully and loudly chant:

WE WANT DOM!  WE WANT DOM!

NHL franchises, beware!  What do you get when you combine a rich guy with too much mad money at his disposal, the same guy bored with the NBA, and a team in the NHL desperately looking to win a championship for the 1st time in a few decades.........???

He can't bring a championship to Dallas, he can't dance.....but can he skate?

Lilja: Dude I swear I'm not commiting ANY turnovers tonight.

Lidstrom: Yeah right, and you'll score the Cup winning goal too.

So the Red Wings have an advantage with their "obstruction" type of play?  How do you describe the Penguins' modus operandi?  Looks dirty to me.

The Penguins offer a time of group theropy after winning Game 5... Why Malkin is alone is because he heard Crosby is now hitting puberty.