Name a Sandwich in Honor of the Pens

I just found a link to a place dubbed as "Pittsburgh's Most Famous Sandwiches".  Looks like a great place to hang out for the Stanley Cup games and grab some food.  The place, Primanti Brothers.  Anyone been there?

For those marketing guys on the boards, name a sandwich in honor of the Pittsburgh Penguins and this years run to the Finals.  Any appropriate names matching one of their sandwiches, perhaps in honor to the team or any of their skaters?

Here's the link to the shop:   http://www.primantibrothers.com/

Here's one to start off:

"The Malkin" - A grilled chicken breast and cheese

In honor of Evgeni Malkin and his disappearing act in the finals.  After getting "grilled" (crushed) by Mike Richards behind the net in game 1 versus the Flyers, he has seemingly played cautiously........perhaps like a chicken?

A limited edition sandwich for the duration of the Stanley Cup finals this year.

"The Osgood" - Tuna fish and cheese

In honor of Chris Osgood, who seemingly just can't wait to take a dive whenever a Penguins skater gets close to the net.

The "Adam Hall" sandwich - A jumbo bologna and cheese sandwich.

A relatively plain, simple ("spartan") yet filling sandwich without the frills.  In tribute to Adam Hall's college career at Michigan State University.

After all, you have to have something to go along with all that whine.

The Osgoodie-  A simple burger bun over flowing with BBQ pulled pork

As soon as you touch it it falls apart.

How about the "Rotten Salami and Swiss"

A sandwich someone forgot to refrigerate. It is extremely offensive but has some holes at the back end that need to be filled.