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NFL  breaking news:

Roger Goodell will stepped down as NFL commissioner,while Bill Belichick will take over as the new NFL commissioner.  There is know word on who will be replacing Bill Belichick, but rumors have it that the Patriots have their eyes set on Chris Collinsworth to fill the head coaching position.

When ask by the media how he felt about this new move, Belichick replied, "It is what it is"

NY Football Fans Saddend by Retirement News

Michael Strahan, after years of exemplary play on the football field, announced his retirement in order to marry his true love, Jared Fogel of the SUBWAY commercials.

Said Strahan, "After years of pluggin the gap, I've finally found the person to fill the gap in my mouth, I mean my heart, hey don't you print that!"

THIS JUST OFF THE WIRE!

The SEC conference has acknowledged regularly distributing steroids and HGH to football players and gymnasts. All other varsity sports were cleared since anything taken obviously did not enhance performance.

Tony Romo is traded to the Vikes for Dre Bly and 756656 million dollars

According to league sources, Commissioner Goodell admits that it was a horrible mistake to grant Cleveland a "replacement" franchise for the real Browns that were moved to Baltimore.  To rectify the situation, the NFL will move the Browns to Los Angeles, rename the franchise the Los Angeles Scientologists, and build a brand new $27 billion stadium for the Scientologists. Upon hearing the news, Al Davis has sued the NFL, each team and the owners, players, coaches, equipment managers and secretaries of each team.  The City of Cleveland has sunk into an even greater state of depression and has asked Canada to annex it.

Randy Moss apologizes to the Raiders for only playing when he wanted - which was not at all....

Brandon Marshall has just signed a $60MM three year contract to star opposite Ronald McDonald in future MickeyD commercials.

Mike Shanahan captured and returned to Rat Laboratory form which he escaped 5 years ago.

LaDainian Tomlinson auctions on ebay. LT said the proceeds would go to buy Merriman a new car.

Phillip Rivers enrolled i