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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Sep 4, 2007
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It's a long time until pre-season, I read some blond jokes and laughed my azz off.
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Why doe blonds wear their hair up? To catch everthing that goes over their head.
Why do blonds have shirts with TGIF on them? It stands for t!ts go in front.
How do you make a blond's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Sep 4, 2007
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bump a dumb blond.
What's the difference between a blond and a computer? You only have to punch the information into the computer once.
Why don't blonds get coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
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Reputation:79
Level:Pro
Since:Mar 28, 2007
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How do Blondes brain cells die?...................... Alone
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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Sep 4, 2007
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What do you call 4 blondes in a Volkswagen? Far from thinkin.
Why is a blonde like a turtle? They're both fukced when they're on thier backs.
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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Nov 8, 2007
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i have a new girlfriend ..and yeah she is blond really really blond
Q-how can you tell if a blond is a good cook
A-she can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece
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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Sep 4, 2007
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LOL bluez, I married a brunette, she can do toaster streudal, it's a step above the pop tart because it comes with an icing packet.
Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear black mini skirts? Because their b@lls show.
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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Sep 4, 2007
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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!
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Reputation:97
Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 25, 2008
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Reputation:97
Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 25, 2008
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What did the blond say when she opened up a box of Cherios?
Oh look, little donut seeds.
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Reputation:94
Level:All-Star
Since:Jan 16, 2007
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A blonde girl is going to Hollywood to be a star, but all she can afford is a coach ticket.
She gets on the plane and sits in first class. The flight attendant tells her she cant sit in first class. She tells the attendant she is going to be a big star and will not fly coach, and she wont budge.
The attendant pleads with her but she says the same thing and still wont budge.
The pilot notices the ruckus and ask what the matter.
The attendant clearly mad, told him everything. He whispered something into the blonds ear, She grabs all of her things and runs to her chair in coach.
The attendant cant believe what happen, She ask the pilot what he said.
Oh I told first class doesn't fly to Hollywood.
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Reputation:95
Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 8, 2007
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My wife is blonde....well, she was....nybites, great thread, we could use some humor! I hope Strange see it.
OK..............
Two blondes sitting under the stars and the first says, "Do you think Florida or the Moon is further away?"
To which the second blonde says, "Silly.....can you SEE Florida?"
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Reputation:97
Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 25, 2008
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the grandmother says to the blonde girl " honey, if you are going to stuff your bra, you need to take the tissues out of the box first!"
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Reputation:97
Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 25, 2008
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These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Sep 4, 2007
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Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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Reputation:97
Level:Superstar
Since:Jan 25, 2008
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How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
She's the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
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Reputation:98
Level:Superstar
Since:Oct 10, 2006
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A blonde, brunette, and a red head escape from jail. The cops are pursuing them hotly so they hide out in a barn in gunny sacks. The cops come to the barn and kick the first sack where the brunette is hiding. "Meow meow" the brunette says. Believing the brunette to be cats, they move on to the red head's bag and kick it. "Ruff, ruff," the red head says, making the cops believe the bag is full of dogs. So the cops go to the third bag where the blonde is hiding and kick it. The blonde yells, "Potatoes, potatoes!"
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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Sep 4, 2007
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