Photo Caption thread

New Surface, Same old Track.

"Ya know, that jakazz guy always seems to be dead-on with his clever, witty observations"  

"Jimmie, come here, look at what jakazz posted about the next race. Maybe we need to change our strategy"

"Geez Tony, what made you think that sandbags in my trunk was a good idea?"

"Yep Marty, when I started out we were racing on the beach at Daytona. We had to carry all of our spare parts to the track on our backs, and it was uphill both ways."

"Sitting here was not a great idea. How am I going to explain that this jack-stand is actually extended?"

Ugh, I can't believe we have to push the car, where's Mikey at when you need him?

"Okay Tony one more time. Imagine this is a tire. See how it is round? That is why we put air in tires, to keep them round like this." 

"Danica Patrick patiently waits for Section to prompt her on what to say here"

Help, I'm stuck!

Pull my finger!

Thanks jak

Everyone is upside down? Oh, this can't be good.

Ooh, feels like a big one. Pull my thumb.

God damn. I can even push the car faster then i can drive it.

UPS wanted Dale to race the truck, but I like my idea of racing the helicopter! Can we get an 8 on this thing?

What are they feeding that Danica chick? PeeeYeeeww! Smells like turnips and Hot Pockets? Disgusting!

Coming Through, Coming Through.