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1st annual your mothers day contest. -
STRANGE Reputation:94 Level:All-Star Since:Jul 24, 2007
	May 11, 2008 6:07 pm Score: 92 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate:
	I'll get things rolling with one I just thoght up on my other thread: Your mother cheats more often then the Patriots coaching staff!
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STRANGE Reputation:94 Level:All-Star Since:Jul 24, 2007
	May 11, 2008 6:08 pm Score: 93 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate:
	Your mother is so fat she had 3 smaller mothers orbiting her!
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Racyman3 Reputation:80 Level:All-Star Since:Mar 24, 2008
	May 11, 2008 6:13 pm Score: 78 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate:
	Your mother is so ugly, you refused to breast feed.
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STRANGE Reputation:94 Level:All-Star Since:Jul 24, 2007
	May 11, 2008 6:17 pm Score: 92 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate:
	Your mother is so sleasy you were born with black eyes!
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STRANGE Reputation:94 Level:All-Star Since:Jul 24, 2007
	May 11, 2008 6:28 pm Score: 93 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate:
	Your mother is so dense that light bends when it comes near her!
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STRANGE Reputation:94 Level:All-Star Since:Jul 24, 2007
	May 11, 2008 6:46 pm Score: 92 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate:
	Come on you won't go to purgatory if you make your momma jokes on mothers day. Where are all the wizenheimers?
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teamtrash31 Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Oct 7, 2007
	May 11, 2008 7:22 pm Score: 96 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate:
	Your momma's so poor she goes to KFC to lick other peoples fingures.
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teamtrash31 Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Oct 7, 2007
	May 11, 2008 7:24 pm Score: 97 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate:
	Your mommas so ugly when she entered the ugliest person contest they told her no professionals.
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teamtrash31 Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Oct 7, 2007
	May 11, 2008 7:25 pm Score: 96 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate:
	Your momma's so fat she uses a VCR as a beeper.
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bigboy1124 Reputation:95 Level:Superstar Since:Aug 6, 2007
	May 11, 2008 8:56 pm Score: 94 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate:
	Your momma is so fat I have to roll her in dough to find the wet spot.
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bigboy1124 Reputation:95 Level:Superstar Since:Aug 6, 2007
	May 11, 2008 8:58 pm Score: 93 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate:
	Your momma is so ugly ... when she looks in the mirror her reflection shoots her the finger.
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bigboy1124 Reputation:95 Level:Superstar Since:Aug 6, 2007
	May 11, 2008 9:00 pm Score: 93 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate:
	Your momma is so back woods ... she ashes her cigarettes by using her mouth to flick it in mid sentence and doesn't mind the ashes falling between her jugs.
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Cowboyhat3r Reputation:98 Level:Superstar Since:Jan 25, 2008
	May 12, 2008 11:11 am Score: 95 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate:
	your momma is so stupid, she puts lipstick on her forehead just to make-up her mind.
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Cowboyhat3r Reputation:98 Level:Superstar Since:Jan 25, 2008
	May 12, 2008 11:15 am Score: 97 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate:
	Your momma is Tony Romo's momma
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GoSteelers!86 Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Aug 21, 2006
	May 12, 2008 6:49 pm Score: 96 Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate: Log-in to rate:
	Your momma reminds me of a toilet bowl. Shes white, round and smells like sh@t.
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