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Got any good Chuck Norris/Gabe Kapler Jokes?

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Got any good Chuck Norris/Gabe Kapler Jokes? -
mzirnheld Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Feb 12, 2008
	May 14, 2008 7:09 pm Score: 93
	Here's one: Chuck Norris called Jesus to say happy birthday on december 25. Jesus was too scared to correct Chuck Norris so Jesus' birthday has been celebrated on December 25 ever since.
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Got any good Chuck Norris/Gabe Kapler Jokes? -
mzirnheld Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Feb 12, 2008
	May 14, 2008 7:10 pm Score: 94
	Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.....
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Got any good Chuck Norris/Gabe Kapler Jokes? -
mikesyr17 Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Oct 19, 2007
	May 14, 2008 7:12 pm Score: 94
	Mzirnheld is too afraid of mikesyr..... so he never corrects his spelling errors, or is that JWells ?
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Got any good Chuck Norris/Gabe Kapler Jokes? -
mzirnheld Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Feb 12, 2008
	May 14, 2008 7:14 pm Score: 94
	Mzirnheld is afraid of one thing and one thing only. The stache. Now that that is gone I will put my plan of world domination into effect.......
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Got any good Chuck Norris/Gabe Kapler Jokes? -
Stick22 Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Aug 25, 2006
	May 14, 2008 7:15 pm Score: 95
	If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, He still has more money than you.
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Got any good Chuck Norris/Gabe Kapler Jokes? -
mikesyr17 Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Oct 19, 2007
	May 14, 2008 7:15 pm Score: 94
	I have "the soul patch" on my face, would that count.
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Got any good Chuck Norris/Gabe Kapler Jokes? -
Stick22 Reputation:99 Level:Superstar Since:Aug 25, 2006
	May 14, 2008 7:16 pm Score: 95
	Why isn't there any signs of life on Mars? Because Chuck Norris has been there.
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Got any good Chuck Norris/Gabe Kapler Jokes? -
mzirnheld Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Feb 12, 2008
	May 14, 2008 7:17 pm Score: 93
	Mikesyr, you need a question mark at the end of your sentence. Who's afraid?
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Got any good Chuck Norris/Gabe Kapler Jokes? -
mzirnheld Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Feb 12, 2008
	May 14, 2008 7:19 pm Score: 94
	Chuck Norris once shaved his beard only to find another beard underneath it.....
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Got any good Chuck Norris/Gabe Kapler Jokes? -
mikesyr17 Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Oct 19, 2007
	May 14, 2008 7:19 pm Score: 95
	Mzirnheld, I will haunt you in your dreams for the rest of your life, starting tonight.
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Got any good Chuck Norris/Gabe Kapler Jokes? -
mzirnheld Reputation:97 Level:Superstar Since:Feb 12, 2008
	May 14, 2008 7:20 pm Score: 89
	Why for sir????
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