List your Fav. MSU, OSU, ND...( ex..) Jokes

List your Fav. Jokes retaining to One of Michigans rivals ( or another team in the conference ) There always good for a nice laugh----

Heres alot of  Ohio State / Notre Dame  Jokes that i found funny...... read and enjoy

Q: Why do Michigan Alumni drive with their diplomas on their dashboard?

A: So they can park in the handicap spots?

We Ohio State fans amuse ourselves by scaring every Michigan fan we see strutting down the street with that obnoxious maze & blow "M" on his shirt. We swerve our vans as if to hit them, and then swerve back just missing them.

One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a good deed so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?"

"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down the road.

Suddenly, I saw a Michigan fan walking down the road with that "M" shirt on, and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but still didn't see anything. I then remembered the priest and turned to him and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Michigan fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."

<-------------- Enough Said!

I got a joke michigans. going to win the national championship

Of course you do this on purpose......actually it is because people in the state of Ohio have bad motor skills and are actually trying to manuever their van into a parking spot at the courthouse, or at the sports "bar" (actually a day care center for the special buckeye alumni who can't support themselves) for Maurice Clarett's latest trial, or to watch all their NFL busts lead teams to defeat.......

Here's my favorite joke:

One foggy night, a Buckeye fan was heading north from Columbus and a Michigan fan was driving south from Ann Arbor. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Buckeye  fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"

Likewise, the Michigan  fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.

The Buckye fan walks over to the Michigan  fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."

The Michigan fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."

The Wolverine fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Buckeye, "I think this is another sign--we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Suckeye fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Wolverine fan hands it back to the Buckeye fan and says, "Your turn!"

The Michigan  fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."