Would You or Wouldn't You?

I'm not 18 anymore or anything, but aren't both of them kind of up there in years?

Neither for me.

Maestro,

I love these polls. Now you know I'd ride Hillary like a runnaway covered wagon, what do you think I'd do to Rice?

I'm going to need handcuffs, electrical tape, zip ties, safety goggles, a plunger, 2 coat hangers, a pair of fuzzy pink house slippers, a peacock feather, 1 ounce of Nicarauguan Bam Bam, a car battery, 50 feet of barbed wire, a gallon of choclate milk, silly putty, a copy of War and Peace, and Joe Cocker's Greatest Hits album.

Unfortunately, that's the only way I can get off anymore!