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HELP !!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME !!!


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HELP !!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME !!!
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Reputation:49
Level:Rookie
Since:Jan 4, 2008

May 16, 2008 10:36 am
DUDES..... so last night I'm driving home and feeling kinda lonely so when I pull up to this traffic light and look to my right and there happend to be this chick standing there........ Now in the amber light of the street lights she look pretty freaking hot.... or that could have just been the sleep getting to me. So anyways I ask how much and she say $50. Well I just happend to have that on me so I think sure why not. Take her to a hotel and take her as soon as we get into the room. We didnt even turn on the lights we were going at it so fast..... In retrospective this might have been a good thing as that probably would have ended the deal right there. She was even nice enough to allow me a second comming after a 30 min nap. Well after I droped her off and went home I noticed a slight burning sensation around my johnson..... This morning under closer inspection I noticed a reddish rash. WHAT THE CRAP IS GOING ON??!?!?!?! I need your help.....

HELP !!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME !!!
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Reputation:49
Level:Rookie
Since:Jan 4, 2008

May 16, 2008 10:37 am
It itches and burns when I pee.... Oh god somebody please help me....

HELP !!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME !!!
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Reputation:92
Level:All-Star
Since:Dec 22, 2006

May 16, 2008 10:40 am
Whatever you do DON'T PEE anymore!!!













and where'd YOU get fifty bucks?

HELP !!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME !!!
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Reputation:79
Level:Pro
Since:Jan 7, 2008

May 16, 2008 10:42 am
Drive to her house and scream that you love her, if she doesn't agree to marriage right there then kill her and bury her in the woods.

HELP !!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME !!!
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Reputation:99
Level:Superstar
Since:Nov 5, 2006

May 16, 2008 10:45 am
get ready for the Q-tip!!!  and if you dont know what i am talking about, you will soon enough!

HELP !!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME !!!
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Reputation:93
Level:All-Star
Since:Nov 19, 2007

May 16, 2008 10:46 am
Well did you wrap your tool?

HELP !!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME !!!
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Reputation:99
Level:Superstar
Since:May 30, 2007

May 16, 2008 10:46 am
You raw dogged a hooker?  What were you thinking?

HELP !!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME !!!
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Reputation:79
Level:Pro
Since:Jan 7, 2008

May 16, 2008 10:48 am
get ready for the Q-tip!!!

You make me want to vomit.

HELP !!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME !!!
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Reputation:99
Level:Superstar
Since:Nov 5, 2006

May 16, 2008 10:49 am

not only did he raw dog a hooker.... he raw dogged a $50 hooker he found on a street corner!!!

with judgement like this, he must be a bengal fan!!


HELP !!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME !!!
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Reputation:96
Level:Superstar
Since:Sep 13, 2007

May 16, 2008 10:49 am
I have a feeling your yanking everyone's chain, but I'll pretend your serious:

Go to mdadvice.com.  They have a variety of symptoms and illnesses, from sports injuries to your particular area of concern.  It can only give general advice, though, so you need to bite the bullet and see a doctor. If you do have something, you must get treatment.  Even if your symptoms go away, you will be a carrier without proper treatment.  Try your local health department if you don't have insurance or don't want your doctor to know.

And for the love of god, stay celibate until you know what's going on and have received the appropriate treatment.  After this maybe avoid the street women; or at least use protection, idiot.

HELP !!! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME !!!
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Reputation:49
Level:Rookie
Since:Jan 4, 2008