Sports Cliches

Referring to Jacob Hester:

"This kid has so much heart and determination"

Referring to Ryan Perriloux in same game:

"This kid is just a complete natural athlete."

"They've got thrid and a country mile"

Anything Chris Berman says.

the receiver got "Alligator Arms" because he "Heard the Safety's Footsteps"

"Keep Your Eye on the Ball" 

"They are really gripping their sticks/bats too tight"

"Swinging bunt"

This one is straight out of Madden:

"You gotta find a hole and plug it"

"You've got to hunker down you hairy dawgs" - Munson

"They are still in this thing only down 21 with 3 minutes to go" - any national tv broadcast

"Look at that little monkey run" Howard Cosell just before unemployment

"A little Texas League single" Dizzy Dean

"The worlds largest outdoor cocktail party" as a Georgia fan, I don't think its been much of a party

 the last 18 years.

"SEC speed" We've got some slow turds just like everybody else.

"Big Ten Power football" Watched LSU-OSU game. LSU looked like the Big Ten team.

"Gooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllll lllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mexican soccer announcer who seems to be on every channel

"He's little but he's quick!" Usually said just before a 150 tailback is carried off the field.

"The (fill in blank) sux!!!!!!!! Usually posted on a thread a minute

Mick Huebert- Voice of the Florida Gators.

Non fans may find it annoying, but I love "Huebertisms"

1.) "Oh My!"- Mick says this 100 times a game....and I love it!!

2.) Hoops team makes a basket and Mick says "Book it!"

3.) And the best....a slam dunk..."Wham, bam, jam".

Radio broadcasters are the little things that make college sports special!

I also like "Quicker than a hiccup".......