Trivia . . .

A friend just emailed these questions to me an I thought I'd share them with you . . . do you know any of the answers or know others like them?

A friend just emailed these questions to me an I thought I'd share them with you . . . do you know any of the answers or know others like them?

  1.  Can you cry under water?

  2.  How important does a person have to be before they are considered
       assassinated instead of just murdered?

  3.  Why do you have to "put your two cents in". . . but it's only a
       "penny for your thoughts"?  Where's that extra penny going to?
 
  4.  Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
       were buried in for eternity?

  5.  Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

  6.  What disease did cured ham actually have?

  7.  How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
       would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

  8.  Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
       up like every two hours?

  9.  If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

10.  Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

11.  Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
       binoculars to look at things on the ground?

12.  Why do doctors leave the room while you change?

13.  They're going to see you naked anyway.

14.  Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

15.  Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
       horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

16.  If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song
       about him?

17.  Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

18.  If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
       coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

19.  Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
       . . . They're both dogs!*

 20.  If Wile I. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
        didn't he just buy dinner?

21.  If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
        vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

 22.  If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

 23.  Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
         tune?

24.  Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

25.  Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,
      &nbs p; but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

26.  Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad
       at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out
       the window?

27.  Do you ever wonder why you took the time to read all of these in the first place?"

Bumper - Great list and I had no problem wondering why I took the time to read it (LOL). I do, however, have a correction (the melancholy or "C" in me) and an addition.

The correction is Wile E. Coyote and the addition is:

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?...bluejay

Hey Blujay....long time my friend. Funny stuff....I have a few to add

1. Why when you send something by car its a shipment but if it goes by boat its cargo?

2. Why in the heck is there an interstate highway in Hawaii?

3. If you tied a piece a toast  butter side up to the back of a cat and drop the cat 10 feet what would happen?

4.

To add to the list,

Why do they have Braille keys on drive up ATMs?

How do they stick Teflon to the pan?

regards

bumper, I think I can help you out with a few of these..

.Can you cry under water?
ANSWER...I have trouble crying above water but I'm betting my ex could cry ANYWHERE..

Why do you have to "put your two cents in". . . but it's only a
       "penny for your thoughts"?  Where's that extra penny going to?
ANSWER...to the idiot tax for people that have no cents at all.

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
       were buried in for eternity?
ANSWER...If I die the way I hope I won't be wearing clothes.

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
ANSWER...because they couldn't get a square pizza in a round box.

What disease did cured ham actually have?
ANSWER...don't remember what the disease is called but I know it had to go to the porktologist for treatment

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
       would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
ANSWER...we knew all about putting wheels on luggage but that would have only made it easier to take the whole family on trips ..so the more important issue was to find a resort of our own .. we had high hopes for the moon.

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
       up like every two hours?
ANSWER... I believe this has to do with wet pants and breast milk.

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
       binoculars to look at things on the ground?
ANSWER...because we know most women won't go up tall buildings so this way you can now check out that hottie in the low cut top that was standing next to you and your wife without getting caught.. worth every cent..

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
ANSWER...because on the man law scale a bra is worth one point but the panties are worth two..

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
       horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
ANSWER...so men can have a way to get thrown out of the kitchen.. were not an dumb as they think we are now are we.

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
       coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
ANSWER...simple ..Ginger and Maryann

hope this helps a little..

JustGreat.

Three guys went in on renting a hotel room and put in $10 each for a total cost of $30...

The front desk was running a special rate and told them the room would be only $25 so they sent back $5.. each guy took back a dollar then decided to tip the bellhop the other $2..

The guys started adding it up and found out they were missing a dollar..

each guy put in $9 ( 3x9 = 27) and the $2 tip to the bellhop = $29 total.. Where did the other dollar go?

A man walks into a bar with a piggy bank under one arm and a bale of hay under the other......

hummmmmmm..

let me guess ... he says to the bartender.. take this and should I get pulled over leaving here tonight you'll now be able to pay the money to bail me out..

or maybe the bartender is one hot women .. and he say this .. I'm willing to give up my life savings here if you would horse around with me..

am I close at all?