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Fellow Brown's fans,
I want to let you know that me and my team are doing much research for translating from what we call Primal Speak.
What is Primal Speak, you may ask? It is where in any given debate is compromised and your opponent resorts in bully-like and elementary tactics to prove his point. Obviously, when this happens, we all read their posts with great confusion.
For example I have randomly chosen this post a Pittsburgh Steeler Message Board thread. This is where my team and I am focusing much our reserach. Please read on:
No use arguing with the Clowns fans that come on here. They will find out how pathetic that team is when they have to play the Cowboys, Giants, Redskins, Eagles, Colts, Jags, this year. They will struggle with the likes of the Texans and Titans. Of course the black and gold will eat them alive with the new weapons we have on offense. I predict they will split with the Bungles and Crows. That secondary is ripe for the picking. Our O-line will prove to be better than any of these moron prognosticators are predicting. I will have to eat lots of crow if I prove to be wrong, but I doubt seriously I will have to do that.
I wish the season would get under way so we can show those Clowns what real football is.
Now, this is Primal Speak roughly translated:
Insult, insult, "My dad can beat up your dad", insult, name calling, insult. Poor rationale, ego boosting, insult, and name calling. Past reference, insult, name calling, poor rationale, look how big my "manhood" is. Name calling, unnecessary BIG WORD, name calling, poor rationale, double talk, good predicition, bad prediction, name calling, insult, insult,
Look how big my "manhood" is, Insult, and finally name calling....
As you can clearly see, there are still loose parallels from the translation. There is a lot to learn from Primal Speak and those who use them. I firmly believe we have found our "new lost language."
Please note, this is a new to all of us, but we are working 24/7 to help bridge the gap between those who use Primal Speak and what we would call "Modern Day English". I am currently working on a phrase translator/master legend, so in good time maybe you too can help us, help those who use Primal Speak.
If you have any questions or like to donate to the "Primal Speak" campaign, please let me know. HELP SPREAD THE WORD!!
Thank you for your time,
M3talhead.......or as who use Primal Speak would state: "Meathead"
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wow your really getting some mileage out of that one...
Remember meathead wasn't long ago , most your posts were name calling, personal bashing and troll like..Not everyone is so quick to forget..
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PRIMARY OBJECTIVE ACHIEVED!
Thank you FoT!
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dude what do you expect.. half the time your a troll the other half you wanna talk football.. pick a side and stick with it.. Personally doesn't bother me either way.. just seems funny when you acted suprised when you get those responces.. isn''t that what your going for?
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As we can see an example of Primal Speak has exposed itself. Let's break apart this response into more detail. Bear with me here as I am very excited with this new post...
wow your really getting some mileage out of that one...
Remember meathead wasn't long ago , most your posts were name calling, personal bashing and troll like..Not everyone is so quick to forget..
Ah, as delve into the vernacular, we see the first use of name calling. This is very common among Primal Speak. It is a sign that there is not much factual information to back a debate. Name Calling, usually means, the user of Primal Speak resorts to condescending remarks to make himself feel better.
We are excited to see, a slight new evolvment in Primal Speak here with the addition of BOLD text. This is used to primarily to put to stress a point of relevance. Some use, Italics or CAPS. In most cases, this equates to someone raising their voice in anger when Primal Speak is verbally conveyed.
Great stuff! Great stuff!! My team is analyzing it with extreme happiness.
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Guess sarcasim doesn't translate well in your primal speak huh? Maybe your team could research that a bit more..
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m3tal...you're losin' it my friend! lol. It was funny the first time, but you've gone just a bit too far. I mean, I didn't even get a chuckle out of any of these posts.
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Losing it, quite possibly....
Not a concern, I find myself entertaining....
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M3atal,
I see,...If I am correct,..F.O.T. is a perfect candidate for some more Primal Speak observational studies. If I may add,..I believe the steeler message board is a native breeding ground for this "Primal Speak" where you may be able to find plenty of subjects to observe.
LOL,..great thread!
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Oh, yea! There he is, I k | |
