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hahaha, thanks, nyfan....that Costanza thing was great.
the Flyers are awesomeWell, you said it. YES!!!!!!!
Here's my link to a video: youtube.com/watch
Okay, here's my daily story of my life:
Last night, I got home from school late because I watched the Flyers at school because I don't have the channel that the game was on. I was hungry and looked in the refrigerator and found this pumpkim mush/mousse stuff from Thanksgiving. Being that it was old, I looked at it and smelled it, and it seemed fine. So I ate it. As I was eating it, I discovered there were some small hard things in it that I don't remember from before. So I'm kind of counting my blessings that I woke up this morning in good health. However, I am fully expecting that I will pay for it the next time I go #2s.
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Thats about as gross a misquote as the whole Avery/Jason Blake/Cancer thing! HAHA! Good copy and past job though.
Chinese Sponge Bob, very nice, "Toilet break" hilarious!
Yeah, i hope that was just frozen bits of pie, for you sake. I will prey for you haha.
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"A strong Chinese army is something you wish."
Hmmm, well, it was in the back of the refrigerator.
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The Flyers are Awesome.
It burns when i pee, which isnt really a good thing
my farts smell pretty bad today
i ate really hot beef jerky yesterday, which is why my farts smell bad
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Whaddya know, Tarkus has his own thread now! How about that.
Alright, no one has to do this, but if you just so happen to be someone who enjoys doing math problems (like oh I don't know an engineering major at Villanova or something like that) on your spare time, try this one:
A tree grows vertically on a hillside inclined 15o. The shadow of the tree goes 7m up the hill when the angle of elevation of the the sun is 57o. How tall is the tree?
It's on my grade 11 math assignment by the way. I got 12.2m, but I might have gotten it wrong.
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Alright, no one has to do this, but if you just so happen to be someone who enjoys doing math problems (like oh I don't know an engineering major at Villanova or something like that) on your spare time, try this one:Uhh, I don't like doing math problems, but I figured that you'd have trouble doing things like math since you were a Sens fan. But at least you're not a Leafs fan, you're much smarter than that. And frankly, I think that all the Leafs fans on this website are fakes, because there's no way Leafs fans are smart enough to read and write.
I got 12.2 m also, assuming that 7 m the shadow goes up is not the vertical distance....as in, if you took a measuring tape to it, it would read 7 m.
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Haha, thanks tark. much appreciated. All of the leaf fans i know are inbreds. To scared to not cheer for the team their dad does.
Leafs joke of the day (tark you already know all these, i apologize):
Andrew Raycroft tried committing suicide yesterday!
Really?
Yeah! He threw himself in front of traffic!
What happened? Is he alright?
Oh yeah. He's fine. It went through his legs!
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This one's the best:
The Temperature Conversion Guide (Note: degrees are in Fahrenheit)
50 above - New Yorkers try to turn on their heat. Canadians plant gardens.
40 above - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Canadians sun bathe.
35 above - Italian cars won't start. Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 above - Distilled water freezes. Canadian water gets thicker.
20 above - Floridians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Canadians throw on a t-shirt.
15 above - Californians begin to evacuate the state. Canadians go swimming.
Zero - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Canadians have the last cook-out before it gets cold.
10 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Canadians lick flag poles.
20 below - Californians fly away to Mexico. Canadians throw on a light jacket.
40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent some videos.
60 below - Mt. St. Helens freezes. Canadian Girl Guides begin selling cookies door to door.
80 below - Polar bears begin to evacuate Antarctica. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
100 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Canadians pull down their ear flaps.
173 below - Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
297 below - Microbial life can't survive on dairy products. Canadian cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 below - Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
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Canadian Girl Guides begin selling cookies door to door.hahahaha, we call them Girl Scouts here in the States.
But it was kind of funny, during orientation for school when I was a freshman, there was a kid from Hawaii in my group, and when we went into the cafeteria, he was literally shrivering like it was 20 degrees out. It was hilarious. He also never knew what water ice was, and when he had it, he thought it was the greatest thing ever, and all the locals were looking at him and saying, "Dude, and that's just the crappy freezer section kind." And oh yeah, it was really annoying how all the New York kids called it "Italian Ice." Well, there's also Polish water ice (which is better) and some other kind of nationality water ice. And some girl from New York, who had the most stereotypical New York accent possible, that my friend, who was a local, and I talked funny.
I am rambling, but that's okay, because on this thread, rambles are not only encouraged, but required.
......oh wait, I forgot to give you a hug.
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Tark- the reason we call it Italian Ice is because water ice is basically Gelato using water instead of milk. But really it's just a regional dialect thing. Like we call them Subs, you call them Hoagies, boston calls them Grinders, or is that Chicago, i have talked way to much about this.
A message to the Rangers - Shoot the freaking puck! Especially on the powerplay!
Message to Eli Manning - Get Rid of the Football!
Message to Brandon Jacobs - Hang on to the Football! (I swear the Giants are going to give me a massive heart attack. And apparently i missed the fact that philly fans now hate D-Nabb, whats up with that Tark?)
On the up side, i went 14-1 in my office pick 'em pool, down side, i still lost on a tie breaker because Indy wouldn't stop scoring. Thanks Baltimore!
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They are hoagies...case closed. No other name describes that sandwich.
I saw some of the Eagles/Giants game with a few Giants fans, and Jacobs was getting caught in the backfield all game by the Eagles, and when he finally broke a tackle and went about 8 yards, they started yelling "Oh yeah!!! You can't tackle Jacobs!!!!" I wanted to laugh in their faces......they were such idiots.
I love McNabb. I've been saying all along that DMac is the QBac. Some people just want instant gratification. The receivers just need to start getting open. I really, REALLY hope and pray the Eagles address that need over the offseason. You saw what he did with TO. The defense will be fine....actually very good.
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He's no Eli, haha! Yeah right, Well it's almost lunch time, i think i will go grab a sub, maybe from SUBway. 
If they got a decent receiver they would be trouble, i dont know why the philly management refuses to pick one up, it's retarded!
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He's no Eli, haha! Yeah right, Well it's almost lunch time, i think i will go grab a sub, maybe from SUBway.I count my lucky Stars every day that he's no Eli. hahaha
Subway doesn't (can't) make hoagies.
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The only good thing about Eli "Awe Shucks" Manning is that he never really gets to down. However, he never gets amped up either. He makes mistakes and doesnt care and then he throws touchdowns and doesnt care. He's really strange. But he shows flashes of being a really good QB, but he never puts it together for a whole game. Don't get me wrong, he's my QB and i will support him (unless he really starts to tank) But he is what he is. He's not terrible, but he doesnt play like a #1 pick should. I say we go after Chad Henne in the late rounds in this years draft. You know those Michigan boys that go late in the draft. (OK so it's only Tom Brady but i can dream DAMMIT)
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hahaha, I love how Eli looks after he throws a pick....and then looking at Coughlin. Coughlin' | |
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