Reasons Why Al Sobotka can't swing the Octi

OMG! If we end up playing the Avalanche I bet Al will swing the Octopus right by the Avs bench hitting Fobba in the face with slime Musta been Trotz whining about it to the NHL to get our fun getting rained on

Whoa! How tall is that Katrina Hancock chick doing the post-game interviews for channel 4? Why isn't she playing in WNBA dunking and going on Jerry Springer for abusing her boyfriends/or husband 

God I hope the Stars finish off the mighty Ducks tonight and the Flames drag out the series one game longer against the Sharks.