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Someday the SEC will take over the House, then Congress, then the White House. No one will be able to stop them, because of their ridiculous speed. The SEC will soon thereafter take over the world, because they are 9-0 against OSU in bowl games, and no one can deny that. After the SEC begins space travel, only possibly through their immense foot speed, will they conquer the known universe. The Big Ten has died out long ago by now because of their lack of size, speed, and atrocious football skills.
History.
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